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8/28/2009 06:35:00 PM | Author: telecomladyj
Although I love this website, I don't usually re-post their pics. However-- this one was too good!!

funny pictures of cats with captions
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Living THE Life- or still seeking it?
8/27/2009 10:20:00 PM | Author: telecomladyj
Some useful tips to increase positive energy return for inner peace & harmony:
  • Everyday, give someone a warm and cheerful smile for no reason at all.
  • Be kind to animals and children-they are the only truly innocent ones.
  • Find a way to do more things you like per day than things you don't.
  • Do not fall in love like it's a booby trap, choose it as a firm path.
  • Even when it's difficult, do what you know is right- you won't be sorry.
  • Kindly let another car in front of you when you can.
  • Be quick to think, slow to speak.
  • No one is perfect. When there must be argument, be civil and respectful.
  • In a bad mood? Focus for the moment only on good things and ideals for an instant lift!
  • Those who cannot hear a shout will strain to hear a whisper.
  • Let your cherished ones know that you love them, constantly.
  • Don't bicker over politics or religion. Discuss. Be polite.
  • Silver-lining people are really onto something. Try it sometime.
  • Even a fact-filled speech, if unproductive, is like sand in everyone's shoes.
  • When you wrong someone, apologize. Mean it.
  • Dare to believe... no matter what people think or say about you.
  • Instead of giving what you get, try giving what you would LIKE to get.
  • Don't gloat. It's just tacky.
  • If you ever get the chance to be someone's ALL, take it.
  • Good and bad things will always happen. Let the good things be a permanent tattoo on the experience of your life and the bad, just lint brushed off your jacket.

“Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today.”   ~ James Dean
Did NOT see that coming..
8/27/2009 10:47:00 AM | Author: telecomladyj
One thing I've learned during my time as an onliner, is that we are ALL good at something. This applies to RL as well as VL. There's no sense in trying to force a talent out of ourselves that we don't have. We might as well develop and hone the one(s) we're given by God. Most of us have more than enough of that thing we ARE gifted at to be truly unique from everyone else.
I mean, I'm just plain strange myself- but that's me. And I'm ok with the fact that everyone doesn't get me, or even particularly like me. As far as I know, I don't have any enemies but yeah, I do weird some people out because my perspective is often so different from those around me that some just don't know how to take me.

That's my talent- I have a natural tendency to almost always see things from a different angle than others. Sometimes this alienates me, but it also makes me a good puzzle solver, and surprisingly intuitive about people, their motives and what they're thinking.

Why?
My guess is that it's because people hide things about themselves in places that most folks don't look- but it just happens to be my normal view so it's quite visible to me. I never appreciated how much this tendency could assist me in helping those who are hurting, or don't feel they are heard or appreciated. Sometimes they just need to know that someone else- even just one other person- knows where they are coming from and agrees with some conclusion they have reached about life and which is the right path.



Ok, either I have really hit on a major, profound truth here- or I desperately need more coffee. *Eh* Need, shmeed. When is it not a good time for that rich, snugly, lovely coffeeness? Forget the fact that I drink so much coffee my grandchildren will have espresso pumping through their little veins.

Until next time, just remember:
Laziness is just another word for rel
I'm watchin Heroes finally- happy??
8/26/2009 11:51:00 PM | Author: telecomladyj
ok, so after much booing and hissing, and beating about the head and shoulders... *SIGH*
I drank the koolaid ok people??? Give it a rest already. I found that all three seasons are currently available for instant viewing on Netflix so I dived right in.
I have put in many hours. Shed blood, sweat and tears, working feverishly to get up to speed before the new season starts.

Shameless Network Plug-- This most excellent series returns for a 2-hr premiere of Season Four on 21 Sept at 8pm/7c.
(Are you listening NBC? You can just deposit money in my Paypal acct plskthx)

First impressions of this series:
Sylar is pretty hot (looove furry mens! *giggle*), BUT Mohinder is even hotter still. Sorry Zach, nothin personal. HA!

Questions:
Why the heck didn't they use the David Bowie song "Heroes" as the theme? It is a perfect fit! I don't care how old he is, Bowie still rocks my sox.

WTD happened to Molly? Did I nap at some point in the last few episodes w/out realizing it??

What happened to my pink strapless-- er, wait- inner monologue INNER MONOLOGUE!!!!


Um, I think it's medication time now.
WE'RE ALL MAD HERE... 0-0
A Windows-Based Love Affair
8/25/2009 02:41:00 PM | Author: telecomladyj
One of these days, perhaps I will meet a man who is insane enough to say those three little magic words to me....

"Paper or plastic?"
Ah, bestill my heart. BUT-

Until that day, I am so.in.love with copy/paste! I wanna have its babies and stuff. I mean, it was love at first click! The first time I hit Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V, it took my breath away. I'm still waiting on the test results, but I'm pretty sure I had an orgasm.

So today I'm thinking... why am I so sprung over copy/paste? Is it because I'm tremendously lazy, or just because it takes that level of efficiency to rock it like I do?
(OH, I dooooo haters! Don't kid yourselves.)

I have to ask myself- what do I bring to the relationship?
I mean, is copy/paste really THE ONE, or will he wait until we have three commas and an ampersand, go out for a pack of printer paper one day, and never return??

Now I'm really worried. I should change- be a better user. He won't say it, but I know that copy/paste is jealous that I use Backspace almost as much, maybe even more. I'm ashamed of it, but what can I do? Sometimes I just NEED to backspace!

Anyway, I know that copy/paste sees other users, too. Just yesterday I caught my coworker using it when she thought I wasn't looking. She tried to play it off, because we're supposed to be friends and stuff, but I know what I saw. Bitch!

Immediately I ran back to my computer and hit Ctrl+C real quick to see what would happen. He says it's my imagination but I know it took longer than normal. Then he turns it back on me, talking about how much it hurts that I used to use Escape DOZENS of times in a day. I'm all like- first of all, I didn't even know you then. And secondly- it was 3.1- EVERYBODY was doing it!!

So, I just don't know if we're meant for each other, but I'm hooked on him. What to do- what to DO???
If My Nose Was Running Money...but it'snot
8/18/2009 01:27:00 PM | Author: telecomladyj
Present Shock- the Future is Here!
8/18/2009 11:51:00 AM | Author: telecomladyj
First it was just Yahoo Profiles... Then Myspace (under duress, I might
add)- harmless enough.
Then Twitter, then Facebook and Blogger, Wordpress, LiveJournal--
augghhh!! Where does it all end??
I can feel the cold, steely electronic tendrils wrapping around me like
some nightmare.

YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

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8/17/2009 12:33:00 PM | Author: telecomladyj

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