Being brand new to Blogger, I thought I would begin this blog by telling some random, much-known and little-known facts about me. In the time honoured tradition of one of my FAVORITE mags- MAD magazine- I will insert several "facts" that are total fiction so as to make myself seem witty and worth your time and attention. Not that I'm an attention-whore... except when I am.
Let us begin now (don't forget to turn the page when you hear the chime)
1. My online username tells what I do for a living, and a tiny bit of my childhood fantasy.
2. I have several siblings, but no sisters.
3. Steak is one of my favorite meals, although I rarely eat it.
4. Despite being a woman, I am not a chocolate-fiend. (Sacrilege, I know- I shall be shunned!)
5. I'm often perceived to be an entirely different person than the last time you talked to me.
6. I adore the taste of cold fish heads dipped in powdered sugar. Yum!
7. My sarcasm is fun for most people who know me well, although it can be off-putting atimes.
8. I hate being serious, and often prefer to be silly or goofy instead.
9. As a small child, I bit my tongue off and it had to be sewed back on.
10. I still love the old Disney movies and music, and I'm not at all ashamed of this.
11. Conspiracy theories are a passion of mine, to research and find them to be true or false.
12. Being a tad OCD often causes me to spend way too much time on things seeking perfection.
13. Brighton jewelry is my favorite, but I love almost all silver jewelry in general.
14. If I decide on something I like it will invariably end up being the most expensive. Ugh! =p
15. OCD caused me to truncate several of the previous sentences to keep them on one line.
16. Although there are many things about me I want to improve, I'm happy for the most part.
17. I am a spiritual- but not religious- person and believe there is a definite difference in the two.
18. My jr year in HS I was called "jock strap" because some prankster filled my locker with them.
19. I am a dog person, although I believe in the fair treatment of all animals.
20. My goldfish Fang once played dead so well I almost threw him away before I discovered it.
21. I am a blog addict, and a major reader- but if it's not funny it might not keep my interest.
22. Barbie was never my favorite toy and I gave all mine away at a rather young age.
23. I spent the morning looking up the 80's toy Fashion Plates because I want to get another set.
There are 3 "fictional facts" in this list that just popped in my head like Mr Staypuft so if you like games and puzzles, feel free to take guesses. In the spirit of fairplay, I might even answer
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2 comments:
I hope Fang the goldfish wasn't a made up point, because that's a nifty name for a goldfish. You could imagine him as some sort of superhero goldfish, swishing in at the last monent to save the little fishes.
ROFL!! Actually you have managed to hit upon one of my three "fictional facts".
But if I had a piranha I would totally name him Fang! =)